How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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