Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
my poor anus
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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