the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
And then he peed in my hair
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