She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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