The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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