wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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