so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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