In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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