Me. At least after what I've been through.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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