if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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