Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
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