I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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