READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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