eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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