Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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