I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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