I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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