Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(406): View more from Montana

Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass

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(513): View more from Ohio

i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore

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(347): View more from New York

Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....

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(661): View more from California

When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience

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(269): View more from Michigan

Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.

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(845): View more from New York

She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college

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(828): View more from North Carolina

We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends

(1-630): View more from Illinois

Obvs our love of drugs

(630): View more from Illinois

I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity

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