9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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