Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.