I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.