2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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