yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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