Pregnant stripper...not hot.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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