She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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