the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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