He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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