is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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