And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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