I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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