better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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