i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Randomize
