i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You are a genius and a whore.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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