Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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