I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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