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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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