I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I want to fling myself into the sun
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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