she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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