using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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