Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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