Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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