summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
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Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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