Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
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It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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