Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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