Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
