I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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