If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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