One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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