Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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