what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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