great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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