I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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