I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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