You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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